It’s been 3 years since Lady Gaga abandoned the pop industry and this is the absurdity we have to deal with. Honestly, what the actual fuck?
I have no words, and neither does Nicole. Literally, Scherzingerburger’s contribution is some wailing. Nicole, if you’re ever reading this, I think you should take some time away (preferably stacking shelves at ASDA) and re-evaluate your artistic choices, so that us trollops can take your post-PCD solo career seriously.