When your evil stepmom has one too many Bacardi Breezers.

Q: How many fucks does Erika Jayne giiiive? A: The limit does not exist.

Representing ALL of the cool-mums-that-have-had-four-too-many-cocktails, we have Paris Hilton’s aged evil twin Erika Jayne, and she wants y’all to know that she gives zero, zero, zero fucks… and so do I. NEXT.

“Elevator, elevator, getting me haaaard” …Mom, you can go and fix your hair now.