NEWSFLASH: Adele’s not wearing black.

If you're looking for a legal high today, give this kaleidoscopic music video a watch.

Jesus, my parents come to stay with me for 2 weeks and I miss something apocalyptic, like a bloody new Adele music video.

You know someone’s quite the talent when they can just stand there finger-wagging in a flowing floral Docle & Gabanna number, and still rake in the millions of views. Come through mawma.