Aluminium cape? I be like nah to the ah, to the no no no.

Sorry Meghan, but the only person you should be declaring NO to, is your stylist.

Everything about this video is off. Red hair? Outrageous (in 2010). Fishnet body-stockings? Shocking (not really). I even think Britney’s dance moves had more flare in them at the 2007 VMAs. Hell, they couldn’t even manage to overlay the track with the video. Someone needs to learn some lip-sync skills from Rupaul’s Drag Race. Immediately.