A day in the life of Zayn Malik.

Complete with drag racing (unfortunately not of the RuPaul variety) and bonfire dance parties.

Zayn’s entire career is completely overshadowed by his departure from the Spice Girls, and the literal spelling of his slow-jam ‘BeFoUr’ was likely just another filet mignon to feed the hype machine. Are the unnecessary capitals spelling FU? Is he saying ‘GO ON THEN, BE FOUR!’?

He’s even releasing his Mind of Mine album on the 1 year anniversary of his decision to bounce, and this constant barrage of pseudo 1D shade seems to be proving lucrative as Zayn’s become the first artist to ever score three successive no.1 tracks on Billboard, which I would attribute to ‘controversy’, not vocals.